how to google for hax

pork rinds inc. values the policy of FULL HOTPOCKET DISCLOSURE and therefore has released this to the public.

1. khax 2 FIREFOX
2. !bling_bling -> xhibit pimps t3h yu0r fiarf0x
3. install google SALAD BAR 2 hax!!2buggy
4. downlaod t3h cheesew00t !$ @ /usr/bin/pork
5. enjoy

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

captain's log

There's not much out here, it seems.

Oh, there's something approaching... wha-

BANK RIGHT
THARS TACOS COMIN' IN

AHHHAhyadghjksdfjhh

--entry ended--

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

particle physics

Thanks for signing up, everyone! We know the roster is overfull, but we want to get everyone in here. A lot of students had to repeat the course, last year.

THE FOLLOWING ARE REQUIRED TEXTBOOKS FOR PHY556, ADVANCED PARTICLE PHYSICS. TEXTBOOKS FROM THE PREVIOUS YEAR CANNOT BE USED, AS THE REQUIRED BOOKS LIST HAS CHANGED. PLEASE TAKE NOTE.

1. particle physics renaissance, by the many-chinned edward gibbon
2. dance dance partical physics, by r. simmons
3. is that partical physics in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?, by m. jackson
4. the structure of particle physics revolutions, by thomas kuhn v2.0
5. everything you ever wanted to know about particle physics but were afraid to ask, by r. b. busybody
6. particle physics recipes from thailand, by William Sleator
7. particle physics cuchi cuchi, by charo
8. particle physics and beer, by drew carey
9. 7 habits of highly effective particle physicists, by h. n. kaktus
And finally,
10. how to make a fortune in academia through a partnership with the publishing company, by me, prof. w. h. gates.

Thank you, and have a good semester!

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

roble

bivmalutz to all my little kerschnapples in yugo-land! today i have thrice-buttered my muffin, to the exquisite joy of my taste buds.

the state of the state shall be stated as stately, and i'll state that at this rate, everything, as of next year, will be great.

there is, however, debate. pies fly freely, and even owners of software megaliths are not safe to demonstate a splendidly soul-sucking software package of shit.

with that image caked in your mind, i ask you to consider the following: are horsies pretty?

dwell on that, when you go to the polls.

thank you, and good night.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker